July 15, 2009

Garden Of Shame: Part 2

"Anyone can grow tomatoes," my neighbor told me. And so I stuck a plant in a bucket and gave it all the love and attention it deserved.

AND THEN SOME.

It wasn't until the plant started yellowing and wilting that I said to myself, "Self? Maybe I should figure out how to take care of this thing."

And so I went to the Gardening Doctor himself, and found out all sorts of ways that I'd bombed. I'll highlight my successes and failures here:

Put tomato plant in a spot where it will get maximum sunlight

Run the hose at the
base of the plants

Do not
water tomatoes with an over-head sprinkler

Water thoroughly
(!!) when you water, then hold off for several days, before rewatering

Avoid
watering your tomato plants in late afternoon or early evening

Water in the early morning

Tying plants to a stake
can restrict growth and fruit production

Using tomato cages*
or fencing allows the plants to grow more freely

Now, I've no doubt 837 of you will comment to say, "I've done all the wrong things too but *my* plants are thuh-riii-ving!"

Well *pfffffffffbbbbbbtttttttt* on you isn't that great!

Now you can share with me.

Has anyone else smothered their tomato plants with too much love?


*The cage you see in that picture was a recent sympathy gift from the same neighbor who gave me the plant. I suppose she figured that if the plant was gonna die, it should at least go out with some dignity.




10 comments:

Scrapingirl said...

Oh nuts!! I water too much and over the top. My poor tomatoes. :(

Kelly said...

How 'bout those of us who did it all right and our plants STILL did not make it.

(Sigh.)

sarah chia said...

Well... I did everything wrong and my plants are THRIVING!

Actually... I think I had the possessed tomato plant from hell. I guess I watered it along with the other flowers that it was near (yeah... I put it in my perennial garden). But other than that, I did nothing, and it grew... and grew... and grew...

And came up for 2 more years on its own....

That thing was NOT going to die.

Janaki said...

So, I'm doing EVERYTHING wrong. Seriously, everything! Bah.

Stretch Mark Mama said...

Janaki: I almost posted a picture of you and your plants. Because they are awe. some.

Tina Marie said...

How is it I am doing better than my cousin...who grew up on a farm?

That's not to say I haven't made my share of tomato mistakes. We have had 2 whole tomatoes this year. We have about 4 green ones, just waiting for them to mature.

I however will not be posting a pic because they are wilty and yellow, but still bearing fruit.

Julie Anne said...

we have ours in a Topsy Turvy, but it still doesn't look too good. I think it has 3 little tomatoes right now. I don't think we watered it enough!

The Gluten-Free Assistant said...

I am currently in my third planting this season on my back patio garden due to the over abundance of love.... ahem.

Ann Kroeker said...

So...what about rain?

That comes down from above onto the leaves rather than watering down by the base.

We've had enough rain lately that I haven't had to water.

Mine look super-scrawny this year, so maybe it's that darned rain?

Rachel said...

Our garden was pretty much a bust. With Dh not working for over a year and expecting a baby, I thought we could save money by gardening. It has cost us tons in set up and water bills. But has produced very little.